White Horse Syndrome

A condition in which a person's frame of thought in all things romantic is completely dream oriented and not grounded in reality. Fantasy lovers taken to the point of specifically nullifying all other candidates is the main tangent of this affliction but is also linked with the princesstual condition as well. Often hand in hand. Inspired by but not limited to the great gothic/fantasy/Harlequin/"Southern Gentleman" ideals in American lore over the 19th and 20th century.

"She talked shit about me and clowned me 'cause I wasn't a baller. That girl got White Horse Syndrome"

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princesstual

A condition that describes any woman seeing themselves as a princess AND requiring the world bow down and worship them as royalty. Different then mere brattiness in that the princesstual woman has a regal, put downish attitude towards those lower then her and would gladly show the world her naked brazen contempt on one hand and her soft, gentle, beautiful nature on the other hand. Known to require only men with serious delusions and is usually afflicted with White Horse Syndrome.

"Look at that girl acting all princesstual on that boy. She needs to watch herself or he'll go after some peasant girl with a nicer attitude."

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