Bill

Generally an asshole from the Boston area known for his chameleon like ability to change hair color at any given time. A man who is not afraid to crawl under his boss’s desk to keep his job or just for something to do. Feared by most due to his passionate talk of cock meat sandwiches and his love of sharing bars of soap with men at the local truck stop. A jackass that coworkers join together to laugh at his inability to spell the simplest words even with spell check at his finger tips and at any given time has at least two people ready to scissor kick his dumbass in the back of the head for being a complete douche bag.

Guy 1: Did you see the way that asshole Bill was looking at us?
Guy 2: Yep, we should scissor kick that douche bag in the back of the fucking head!!!!!!!

Random guy: Hey you with the leopard colored hair.
Bill: what’s up?
Random guy: How would you like a cock meat sandwich?
Bill: YES YES YES!! I would love a cock meat sandwich

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