bez

It means: is or are.

How u bez?!?!1?!1?1!!1??= How are you.

Sarp

What is up, What's up; a greeting

In a conversation:
"Hey, man."
"Sarp?"
"Not much."

Cool Shield

Something you have if you are cool enough that protects you from harm. Ranges from the size of your pinky to a 2 mile radius around the person.

That dude has a cool shield
-or-
He could survive a nuclear blast with his cool shield.

Yar

1. Yes.
2. An exclamation of anger and/or excitement.

1."Would you like to go to the movies?"
"Yar!"
2. "You suck!"
"YAR!!"

poopsicle

When you crap on a stick. Then you may wet it and freeze it, but the main thing is the crap on a stick

My, my, what a delicious poopsicle