taint

A lovely little patch of real estate between a female's pussy and her ass.
On the Male, this is often referred to as the "twixt".

F. Ain't her cooter, ain't her pooter, it's her taint.
M. it's twixt yer nutsack and yer asscrack.

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sneezin in the heater

Performing cunnilingus (see also:Sneezin in the cabbage}

So she's got her legs up in the air,I'm sneezin in the heater,when all of a sudden her friggin cat jumped up on the bed,an'decides to use my codsack fer a scratchin'post!!

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cunt

Acronym for Cant Understand Normal Thinking,
Also, a compilation of skin,muscle ,bone, and hair,
averaging 100-140lbs.,5'to5'10"tall, that surrounds a pussy.

She wanted to go for a ride,so I said "O.K.,after you fix my breakfast,wash and wax My Harley,then we'll go."
Right away,she starts bitchin',snivelin', an raisin all kinds of hell. Man,what a cunt!!

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make it rain

To cause fear,terror,death or destruction

1. "You've got till friday to pay me back,or I'll come to your house and make it rain!!
2.Friend:"Hey bro,that dude's playin grabass with your girl!
You: "Hope he brought his umbrella,cause I'm fixin to make it rain!!

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