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When you fuck a girl from behind, pull out and bust between her ass cheeks and mash them together.
That cunt didn't want me to bust in her, so I gave her a mayonaise sandwich
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otherwise known as tinkoff, is small and weasily who likes it up the butt, and when i say he likes it up the butt he really likes it up the butt, he'll stick pineapples, canelopes, watermelons and even one time i saw him stick a rather large squirrel up there, i could tell he liked that(tinkerbell not the squirrel) to sum up small and unusual, to say the least
Tinkerbell is up in the trees playing with the squirrels again.
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BigA - having a rather large penis which is usefull for getting really hot chicks to marry you.
Hi, my name is BigA. Will you marry me?
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a great eruption, typically fronm the penis, causing a flow of lava (cum)
im gonna explode like vesuvius baby
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