The Boys

The Boys are the most inseparable gang in the world. They are the best type of groups. The Boys Are Most Best Known For, Hanging Out Especially On Saturday’s, Fucking Around, and Being Like A Brotherhood.

GF: “Hey babe, you wanna hang out this saturday?”
Bf: “Can’t babe.”
GF: “Why?”
BF: “Cause... Saturday’s ARE FOR THE BOYS!”

Edith

Literally, a fucking cutie.

Edith such a cutie

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BloodyRamsay

When you decide to throw your kid into the air like caesar salad as if you were Gordon Ramsay, in which it’s a repeated toss and your kids body parts such as fingers, nails, eyes, ears, etc. keep flying into the air and all you have left is a bloody mess of shit.

Mom: “What are you making sweetie?”
Son: “Oh nothing, I’m just making a BloodyRamsay.”
Mom: “What’s that? Also where is your little sister?”
Son: “In the bloodyramsay.”

Pulling A Collin

Pulling A Collin, means to do push-ups in front of any girl you see, and make a fool out of yourself. Basically, it is a way to fuck up entirely on talking to women and you do all the wrong moves on talking to a woman.

Tony: “Dude, did you see what Collin was doing in front of Lexi?”
Thomas: “He was Pulling A Collin.”
Tony: “He needs to stop pulling a collin, if he keeps doing that he’ll never get a girl.”

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