Naruto

A show about bunch of ninjas playing tree tag and hopping on trees using with the same animated movements over and over and over and over and ~ again. the show follows this blonde guy with blue eyes wearing an orange jumpsuit which conceals deadly weapons a teenager should not be carrying around. one day he decides save his friend which clearly cheated on him for another man, but since naruto was heart-broken...he continued to chase after his love. Eventually he meets his friend (lover) but his friend runs away....then this giant cycle continues on for about a dozen hundred episodes or something....OH YEAH!! he has this cat sealed up inside his body which gives him special powers like growing a red tail, claws and stuff. Also, he has this obsession with noodles....Also, he was trained by this pedophile which taught him to do this blue-glowing ball move in his hand which explodes when in contact with enemy skin.

Similarities with dragonball

( blue-glowing ball projectile sorta resembles the kamehameha wave since it's blue and he was trained by a pervert just like mutenroshi...one can summon a turtle while the other wears a turtle shell, both didn't know their fathers which both died from fighting to save something)

There's totally no comparison to dragonball/ z of course...pffff

Recent studies have shown about 65 percent of naruto viewers are gaga over sasuke and the others are narutards

that sums up the show for you ladies and gentlewomen

E.g. 1

Naruto: darn it, i lost my bf..must find him
Sasuke: Well, you've caught up to me...what now...
Naruto: (still can't express his feelings) I...lov..
Sasuke: i've got a busy schedule *vanishes*
Naruto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Hinata: It's alright, you still have me
Naruto: .....

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