Lava shots

After decocting, the deep frying of your balls causes your sperm to fry, ‘spewing lava’ when you ejaculate.

“Aidan was hitting lava shots at the party last night”
“Evan takes lava shots like a champ”

Decocting

When you dip your ball sack in egg yolks, flour, and cornflakes, deep fry them, and have someone eat the crust off your balls.

“Yo dude Tori gives an insane decocting”
Verb/present tense: decoct
Past tense: decocted
Future tense: decocting