bauer'd

To hang up on someone without saying goodbye, in the manner of Jack Bauer on the show 24. To Bauer someone usually simply means to end a call abruptly, since you're way too cool to say goodbye to people.

Dude, I was getting off the phone with Rick, when he totally bauer'd me! What's with that?

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bshonlop

A universal noun/verb/adjective that can mean absolutely anything. The opposite of bnaitflop. Similar to smurfy, although bshonlop can represent any part of speech excluding the article, much like the explitive.

You're such a bshonlop. I bshonloped your mom last night. You want to hang out and bshonlop those Starcraft bums?

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movie adultery

To betray someone by seeing a film you had promised to see with them first. Essentially, the breaking of a promise to participate in a shared motion picture experience by enjoying it all by yourself.

I promised Mark I was going to see Minority Report with him, but I succumbed to the temptations of movie adultery. Curse its siren's song.

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bnaitflop

A universal noun/verb/adjective which means absolutely nothing. The opposite of bshonlop. Can be used for any part of speech, but by definition, conveys no meaning whatsoever.

Oh, bnaitflop. I was going to bnaitflop, but... bnaitflop.

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24

24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.

I had all kinds of work to do, but I decided to watch 24 instead.

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