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A penis that changes its mind frequently. One day it suffers from premature ejaculation, and the next it can't get off. There is no known cause of a pickle being fickle, but fickle pickles like a good tickle.
I was with this guy last night who had a fickle pickle. He had no problem getting an erection, but it deflated after 5 seconds. But he said that I had to tickle the fickle pickle, and it popped right back up!
A long burn in which you want to get back at someone who did you wrong. First, you start by going to a pet supply store and purchasing a hamster. You then take that hamster to an all gay orgy to use as a sex toy, in which of course everyone has AIDS. The hamster itself, after being in several men's buttholes, gets AIDS. You then take that hamster to the person you want to get revenge on and give it to them as a pet for a gift. The person has no idea that it was used in a homoerotic orgy as a sex hamster and is happy to get the gift. Eventually the hamster bites that person, thus giving them AIDS as well.
That son of a bitch cheated on me with my sister! I am getting him a revenge hamster for Christmas and then dumping his ass!!
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To punch one's testicles repeatedly like a boxer training for a fight. Participant may use both hands, one hand, or a combination of each.
That dude is such a douche I want to speedbag his nut-sack.
Nibbling along the shaft of a penis while performing oral sex, just like eating a big juicy piece of corn on the cob at a summer barbeque. Butter is of course always better while performing this act!
Me- I took this girl back to my place and she tried corn-cobbing me, but I had to push her off!
Friend- Why?
Me- cause that bitch had braces!
Oral sex in which a woman takes the penis and nibbles along the shaft lengthwise, similar to eating a juicy piece of corn on the cob at a summer picnic.
Me- I was out with this girl and she tried to corncob me, but I had to push her off!
Friend- Why? I thought you loved corn-cobbing?
Me- cause that bitch had braces!
Walking by a man and quickly and smoothly tapping them on the tip of their penis using the back of your fingers. A quick backhand tap to the penis using a flick of the wrist.
I walked by John and gave him a good ole tip tap!
An assortment of various types of meat, mixed in a bowl, and eaten at an all gay orgy in which there is a wide assortment of races and ethnicities. The meats may include chicken, pork, beef, lamb, deer, but typically features a large amount of sausages, hard sausage, soft sausage, juicy sausage, and dry sausage. The men may include whites, blacks, Asians, Hispanics, etc. Lots of different kinds of meats, and lots of different kinds of meatheads.
I'm starving! I want a meat salad for dinner!