sleeper penis

A penis which, when no boner is present, appears to be very small. But, when the boner occurs, the penis is much much larger than expected

That girl didn't want to have sex with him because she thought he had a small dick. Yet once her friends who slept with him told her he actually had a sleeper penis, the girl went ahead and had sex with him too.

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fat spic

An overweight person of hispanic descent, usually said in anger against said person

Guy #1: How the fuck did taco bell run out of tacos?
Guy #2: It was probably that fat spic up there who ate them all

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