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Texas Sattleup

When you ejaculate into your bellybutton, and your partner takes the shot of your fresh cum out of your bellybutton.

“Oh shit my girl gave me a texas sattleup!”

“It was so hot I came a second time.”

by BigDaddyLongAsian July 21, 2018

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Stinky Salmon

When she farts on your cock then proceeds to suck your dick till you cum your hot stinky cum then she burps on your cock thus taking a shit on your back.

Oh shit cuzz she gave me that stinky salmon and i had to take 3 showers and 2 bars of soap.

by BigDaddyLongAsian November 24, 2018

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