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Canadian Bank Robbery

Where you rob a bank passing along a nice note. something like "my name is Ted, please give me all the money in this establishment." It isn't illegal because whoever gives u the money is actually robbing the bank, you are just asking for it nicely.

Did you hear about that bank robbery last night? It was a Canadian bank robbery, they said the thief was a super nice and personable guy.

by BigDaddyTeddyBear July 11, 2018


Penis Tranquilizer

A person who is so ugly, that when A man with an erect penis sees the person, their penis immediately shrinks as if they jumped from a hot tub into a cold pool.

I was at the beach when I saw this girl who had some nice tits. I saw the tits and got a huge erection, but I lost my erection when I saw that bitches face. She was a penis tranquilizer for sure.

by BigDaddyTeddyBear June 24, 2011

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