Cold Spaghetti

Slang for erectile dysfunction. Other wise known as limp lasagne.

"Sarah, was Tyler's cock rock hard last night?"
"No, it was more like cold spaghetti."

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croinker

A person who vigorously masturbates while making chimpanzee noises

"Oi croinker! Quit jacking your shit - you're gonna wake up Mom!"