Mr. Music

He is the lord of all cocks and balls. The bringer of cum. With one look, women flood the streets with their wetness. Men tremble when they hear his thunderous cock thumping down the street. He has armies of cumsluts and whores at his beck and call. Mr. Music's penis rivals that of even Gandhi's. He prowls the hallways of the middle school he works at. Looking, waiting, savoring an opportunity to pounce. His prison bitch was Bill Cosby. Barrels of his semen is stored in remote facilities in the hopes of finding a suitable mate in the distant future to continue his lineage. Men and women alike will wonder in awe as they read the history books that won't even start to scratch the surface. Mr. Music donates his baby juice to the army so they can coat their soldier's armor in it since bullets won't even mess with him. Each year leaders of the world band together to offer a suitable mate for him to ravage.

"What happened to your wife?"
"She took one look of Mr. Music and I never saw her again"
"Understandable he has taken my sister, my mother, and my daughter"

Your mom

what dumbasses say when they cant think of shit. these dumfucks usually are retarted

yOu: hey whats up
dumbass: your mom
yOu: you are my mom, dumbasses

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Vasu

Kinda nice but fucking annoying. he will deny it but he did put propaganda in the urinals at our school.

Fucking Vasu done put some shit in the urinals!

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