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The act of pulling your dick out on a street corner in Detroit, and shaking it rapidly until a stanky ho gives you a painful handjob.
1. Cody spends all his money on Motown handshakes.
2. Everyone thought Luke wanted a Motown handshake when he started waving his dick around in public, but it turns out he is just a jackass.
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1. Taking a dump in a woman's purse.
2. Inferior off brand items.
1. Woah! Johhny took a dump in that chicks purse! He just kwik tripped!
2. Yeah, Patrick just bought some crappy generic energy drink. He sure pulled a Kwik Trip.
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1. When you harass someone for the FBI and are about to get your reputation reamed on the internet, but your own inherent stupidity gets posted in a Newspaper/Google search thus negating the purpose.
2 .Running a shady nursing home.
She's too stupid to quit, but through The Emily Kornhoff effect it came back to haunt her.
A complex sex move consisting of a hooker forming a tight seal around your butthole whilst blowing air into your colon. All of this is done while moving your legs up and down like a sumo wrestler.
Ryan Rigdon loves getting the ol' Bob Saget Shuffle.