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The incidence occuring after urination and subsequent shaking if the Weiner where unreleased urine leaks into the underwear.
Chez: Dude, my leaky tinkler just made my fruit of the looms wet!
The Duder: Sucks to be you brah.
A specific type of avoidance tactic used by an incompetent, unqualified moron who is tasked to carry out a specific mission.
Earl: Hey, did you hear the Vice President was put in charge of our border crisis?
Phil: Of course, but she proceeded to go on a root causes tour to the northern triangle countries instead of visiting our border where the actual crisis exists. Kamala is such a tool!
Specks of feces on a toilet bowl surface left after an explosive bowel movement. They often remain after flushing until a thorough toilet bowl cleaning.
Chet: Hey Mitch, check out the public bathroom toilet!
Mitch: Holy Shit! Dude left poopticles all over the toilet bowl.
Specks of feces on a toilet bowl surface left after an explosive bowel movement. They often remain after flushing until a thorough toilet bowl cleaning.
Chet: Hey Mitch, check out the public bathroom toilet!
Mitch: Holy Shit! Dude left poopticles all over the toilet bowl.
To fart into the toilet bowl while sitting down to urinate.
While I was peeing at my girlfriend's house I barted so loud I think her whole family heard it.
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