Riddle Rick

A genetic condition whereby Asian men's penises are smaller than those of men from other regions of the world. This is inclusive of all the Asian nations. The term is an Asian phonetic translation of "little dick". When the poor bastard is not circumcised the term used is "Riddle Rick Riding Hood".

Riddle Rick is closely associated with the phrase "In Japan men come first and women come second. Or sometimes not at all!". Often times women cannot achieve orgasm because of the lack of stimulation from the shriveled up member.

Ding Dong Ho: "Ahhh me sucky sucky five dollar."

Dung Quack Doe: "You mussa use a straw I suffa from riddle rick."

Ding Dong Ho: "I give you discount becau' me feel bad fo you."

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Polish Spring

A septic tank leak that floods your property.

Looks like Jeb and Judy have a nasty Polish Spring in their front yard. I could smell it before I could see it.

01.20.13

The day that the new president will hopefully leave office. The day that half the nation realizes that he was full of shit. The day that half the nation realizes the monumental debt he has caused and the higher taxes that came about because of it.

Guy 1 >> "01.20.13 can't come soon enough!"

Guy 2 >> "No shit, this unemployment, higher taxes, and government collapse are a real downer."

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