Zomed

To pirate something. That being a video game, movie, or some other intellectual property that is normally purchased.

"Hey Kyle just Zomed Call of Duty 4"
"Why'd he do that?"
"He said it's too expensive"

Instant Blowie

When you perform an action or say something that causes those around you to compulsively perform oral sex upon you.

Dude 1: Hey I just won that League of Legends tournament.
Dude 2: Woah bro that's sick.
Dude 1: Yeah bro, I got an instant blowie too.