Moss

A type of friend who is attracted to men, sports and consuming unhealthy food. If this friend is indeed a man it does not make them gay. They just enjoy the company and personality of men.

Lets go out. We cant moss has no will to go out. He just wants to hang with the guys and chill.

Chip-Boner

One who is very excited about consuming mexican food from the popular food chain Chipotle.

A deep desire to consume Chipotle that has gone beyond the standard excitement to consume food and is now become more comparable to sex.

Secondary meaning - Having a large amount of chips in a game of chance like poker or roulette.

I got a chip-boner right now.

I am getting really excited for chipotle, I am about to pop a chip-boner.

Alternate Use : My tower of chips is huge it is a chip-boner. I am doing so good at poker i am getting a chip-boner