Alcahol

(n.) What your mother was probably drinking during her pregnancy that caused you to be unable to spell “alcohol”.

“Ma’am, you’re pregnant, please lay off the alcohol.”

“My body, my choice.”

*Fourteen years later the child finds urban dictionary*

“A - L - C… uhhhh… A - H - O - L. Yeah. Alcahol”

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