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Do not fuck with any of these men. They will shoot you in the legs and then molest you.
Joe: Oh shit! There is a Vietnamese Bush Camper!
Bob: Holy fuck! He has me by my dick!
Vietnamese Bush Camper: Gim Shi Hoyyyaaaa!!!!
Marcus has balls with such a large mass, it's hard for him to walk.
Bitch 1: "Did you see Marcus' huge balls?"
Bitch 2: "Yes! They made me orgasm by just looking at them."