I Heart Baloney Phony

When a gay man is extremely in to women once he has been drinking alcohol.

Did you see Lance hitting on all those women when he was drunk?! His husband would be pissed! That guy is such an I heart baloney phony!

Took

To be taken for a fool time and time again, gullible, easily mislead, remarkably ignorant, sold a bad bill of goods constantly.

Landon was deceived again. That guy will believe anything and run with it. He's constantly taken for a fool. He's Took.

Dong Quixote syndrome

Searching high and low for some form or another of malfeasance that doesn't exist.

Nicholas went to the party, not to have fun or a good time but to look for any trace of oppression. He truly suffers from Dong Quixote syndrome.