Big Four

There are four essential items in any mans life: pound the pussy, eat some food, good shit, and a nice nap. Pound. Eat. Shit. Nap.

The big four is when you can hit all those items in a single day. But it only counts when you hit all four. You can't count two eats, one shit, and one nap, as a big four. However, once the four are completed in a single day, you can add on additional items for a Big Five, Big Six, and so on.

Hey Hal, did you get the big four this weekend? No, the old bag wouldn't let me pound!

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