Ignorant Slut

“Dwight you ignorant slut.” ~ Michael Scott

Hey you?! Yeah you reading this! You ignorant slut!

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Velcro Balls

When your balls stick to your thigh(s).

If you got Velcro balls, you probably got swamp ass too

Dinger

Homerun or a very hard hit fly ball. The bat usually makes a satisfying “ding” and feels good off the bat.

Bro: Altuve hit 2 dingers last night.

Bro 1.5: when you know exactly what pitch is coming it’s a lot easier. Hell I hit hella dingers on my high school JV team. I could’ve gone pro.

FHSU

Fuck His/Her Shit Up

Captain hype up speech before a big game: Let’s go boys we got the game plan here. 1 plan: FHSU. We’re gonna fuck his shit up! Let’s fucking gooo!
The Team: *chants FHSU, FHSU, FHSU...*

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Oh word

A combination of the popular terms, “oh”, and “word”, oh word is one of the most modern, intricate and useful slang terms today.

Let’s break this down: “oh” is a phrase used to verbally react at something. Oh is often used in “bruh Moment” situations.

Ex: friend: hey I think I fucked your mom

you: oh

Now onto “word”. Word is a slang term that derived from the phrase, “is that the word?”, which is a popular Philly term originally used by inmates. The phrase was used to lightly question the legitimacy of what a persons saying. The phrase eventually dwindled down to just “word” and is often used in similar contexts as “facts”. “word” and “facts” are used to convey understanding and/or agreement in what the other person is saying.

Ex: friend: bro I got a new job, 100K salary

Other friend: word

So when you put “oh” and “word” together, you have a phrase that displays a bruh moment while mutually demonstrating agreement and/or understanding in reaction to a conversation or situation.

Ex: you: Hey Dad I’m a homosexual

your dad: oh word, pack your shit and get out of the house

In conclusion, “oh word” is a phrase that everybody can use to demonstrate agreement and/or understanding with just about any moment.

Oh word, I put the examples in the fucking text up in that 🅱️

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Conference Call

An open door meeting that takes place in the bath tub at a party. Typically, all members of a conference call are very intoxicated and just talk about life

“Bro are Dãvįd and Donald fucking in the bathroom?”

“No they’re having a conference call in the tub...wanna join?”

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