Gorse

The word "Gorse". To start off this word should be the most commonly used word in the English language, but sadly it is not. You must be thinking "What the heck does this fabulous word mean", well let me explain...

I cant even start to describe the word Gorse because its too great of a word, so here is as good of a definition as i can... Gorse is when the most amazing, adorable, funny, cute and generous Gael and an random smol horse get stuck in a blending machine (or a mixing machine) and then it breaks and wont turn off so now at this point it is going super speed. Somehow during that whole mess Gael and the smol horse combine into one. That isn't all, they aren't just normal living species they both live in Texas and actually the horse is Gaels horse so that makes Gael a... COWBOY!! Woah, right?

Gorses mainly live in the Texas region but they all would prefer to live in Canadia because, well, Canadia has snow and is better. They also love to give warmth and different cool types of cereal (mainly Choco Rice Krispies) to Evacados. Mostly they are the best if you need quality Office memes and ridiculous doggo pictures.

Be aware Gorses are SUPER RARE!! If you spot a Gorse be cautious they may kill you with their adorableness.

Friend: Woah who is that adorable male over there?
Me: Oh thats a Gorse you may not want to go near him he may kill you...
Friend: WAIT WHAT?!? DOES HE HAVE WEAPONS?!?!
Me: Nooo oh my just calm down! Its just he's way to adorable for anyone to handle. I heard even Evacado almost had a heart attack because he was so amazing and adorable.

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