Shmooker

A noun. Commonly taking place of the word “thing”

Grab the shmooker and let’s go

I can’t find the fucking shmooker just go and i’ll meet you there

Shmoiler

Taken from the word “shmoil” this word is used to describe a smoking device. Juul, Sourin, etc.

Yo let me hit your shmoiler real quick

Where’s your shmoiler that shit hits different.

It’s Caps

Meaning it’s not going to happen. Or Someone doesn’t want to do something

Friend: “Yo you tryina go to sophias tonight? It’s gonna be all juniors there tho”

Me: “Bruh hella nah it’s caps”

Friend: “ let’s get some food”

Me: “It’s caps i just ate”

Shmoil

A verb that can be used in any sentence to describe an action

Yo, let’s just shmoil to the store really quick and grab something to eat

He was taking too long to walk to my house so i told him to just shmoil over here.

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