Siskit

The type of biscuit that is purely made of the grains of our great Australians beaches. Usually turns into original form when pressure is applied. Mainly given at budget boarding schools. Digestion is not advised.

"Oi Lebby whats for morning tea brah?" "Fucking Siskits brah" "FUCK"

Golly

The substance made of many green and yellow mucus related juices which form a semi solid booger looking object. It may fly out or either the nose or mouth particularly into cereals at any given time.

Lachlan : (eating Nutri grain)

Leb: (coughs) Oh yuck Lachlan a GOLLY just flew into your cereal.

Lachlan : I’m not eating this anymore.

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