A pure killing machine that destroys all in its path. It seemingly has the inability to lose, striking fear into the hearts of its enemies whilst somehow managing to keep its true mediocrity and weakness hidden. Its hunger can never be satiated, and it will always have its eye on its next victim. Those who face it hear a faint rumbling in the distance only to be consumed by the great machine.
Do you hear that rumbling in the distance? It's a machine... no, not just any ordinary machine... It's the fuckin' Shredderator!
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