Bondi Cigar

A turd floating in the surf.

I dove into the water narrowly missing a Bondi Cigar.

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Kamikaze

After farting place your head between your legs, inhale deeply (nasally or orally), and blow the charge directly into the face of the intended victim.

After a hard night on the turps I hit Dave with a Kamikaze resulting in projectile vomiting from both parties.

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Asswipe

Someone who was concieved as a result of "back to front" wiping after anal sex

I'm your dad Asswipe.

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