Laine

Laine is probably a middle child named after a somewhat famous celebrity of her parents generation. She’s wicked smart. Sometimes she wishes she was born a dude so she could truly understand what it feels like to have a boner.

She’s a crazy good driver, she could take a Ford Taurus off roaring if she had to. She’s smoking hot and very lady like but will take wicked large dumps. Laine is French for Life Of The Party.
On the surface she’s cool, calm and collect. Underneath she’s wonders why she can’t eat chips and dips as a meal without being judged.

Man that party was crazy last night, who was that chick peeing standing up in the bushes? That was Laine bro.
I was going to name my daughter Marie. But I decided Laine was more better