politat

n. A notorius member of the male anatomy that has been crowned with a piece of finger jewlery.

After we said the vows my slong was made into a politat.

stooger

n. A nose that closely resembles a strawberry because of its quantities of blackheads that resembles a strawberrys seeds.

That girl would be goodlooking if not for her stooger and her jangatits.

or

I ate the ripe fruit that was infact a stooger.

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lilistalk

The "female" happy trail.

I had to shave my lilistalk before going to the beach.

or

"Honey, could you pass the lilistalk."