Unicorn Rider

The nickname given to a woman who fantasizes about riding fierce, mysteriously beautiful mythical creatures during sex.

"Wat. Krystina fantasizes about riding mythical creatures during sex?"
"Yeah, she's a Unicorn Rider."

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Grump Bucket

The behavior of an inconsolable cat. Includes; flagrant mewing, flopping, and head butting. Cat may also repeatedly try to step on your computer keyboard or put his paw in your water glass.

I can't study with this grump bucket cat on my desk!