Cooking with Maddie

The world famous chef Madelyn Grace host her own popular TV show on the food network called “Cooking with Maddie.”

Allegedly threw her shoe at Emma Kate’s eye. Awaiting jail time to be announced.

I love the show Cooking with Maddie. It’s AMAZING!!!

Chode

A penis that is very short (usually under 2 inches) and very gurthy

Isreal Copeland’s dick is such a chode!!!

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Chode

A dick that is very short and wider than it is long

Jeremy Savaria has such a chode!

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Smexy

A way to describe someone who is sexy X100; The hottest thing you have ever seen;
Makes ur dick insta hard

Boi: “Knathane is so Smexy.”

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The Blender

Sexual act of shitting in someone’s vagina, inserting the penis and pissing inside, then continuing to fuck until orgasm

Your mom and I performed the blender last night