PPBS

“Pre Poop Butt Sweat” It’s the clear liquid that is only found in the crevasse of the butt crack in the minutes or seconds before having a bowel movement. Most would describe it as annoying, though a small percentage of people reports that it makes them giggle a little.

Regardless, it has no harmful effects. Worse case scenario, there’s a little stain in your underpants that comes out in the wash.

Hey look at Bart over there. He looks nervous. Do you think he has PPBS from eating all them chicken wings?