Small Penis Truck

I can assure you not all trucks that are jacked up on big tires are because the owner has penis envy. A lot of us prefer to drive them because it's a LOT easier to replace a trailer hitch than the whole rear end of your vehicle. I've got a sedan and a BIG Ford truck and it's night and day the way people drive around you in either. I literally get people a foot off my bumper in the sedan or when you signal to change lanes they speed up to keep you from doing so. Drive a big truck and you reduce those behaviors by 90% at least. Sure they'll honk and flip you the bird but they will let ya over.

I'd rather drive the small penis truck because it keeps people off my tailgate.

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