Toast Of The Peak

The Toast of the Peak is the perfect toast, because fuck burnt toast, It is a perfect golden-brown with a perfect well-levelled layer of butter, and 3 THICC globs of nutella in the middle.

Mum: " Do YoU WaNt SoMe ToAsT!"
Me: "I'lL MaKe It BeCaUsE I MaKe It ThE tOaSt Of ThE pEaK!"

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

May Be Nonsense to the naked eye but to and educated b0i, This Is A Welsh Town, In The Isle of Anglesea

"Ayup Laddo, Wanna Take A Bloody Loveleh Trip To Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch???!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?" Said Jimbob

"Ight Lad, I'll Pack Meh Bloodeh Bags, Mateh!!!"

Memeulous' Eyes

There are two things on Memeulous' face that look like they shouldn't be, and those are his eyeballs.

Friend 1: "Have you seen the newest memeulous video?"
Friend 2: "No, why?"
Friend 1: "You're so lucky,"
Friend 2: "How?"
Friend 1: "You didn't have to look at Memeulous' EYES!"
Friend 2: *Pulls out phone* "They can't be that ba-- Oh My God, They are hideous!"

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