DODD

Recent hashtag noting those women who are only after “dirty dick” or an unwashed penis that had penetrated another chick or a penis belonging to a dude who had unprotected sex.

She is dropping trousers right and left hungry for used dick #DODD

Man, I tried to go out with a nice girl, but it turns out she is some street ho just looking for a dirty dicking. #DODD

Wooleybooger

A mythical creature, a close resemblence to a detached penis and ball sack, with eightt legs, first originated in an old southern folktale, in which this creature killed chickens at the command of a farmer who found it in a box, in the end, the farmer accidentally orders to kill himself

Farmer Brown's wife said, "get rid of that thing! its killed off our livestock!

Farmer Brown replied "No, you dont understand!"

His wife told him "Then fuck you!"

Unfortunatly he agreed "Fine then fuck me!"

The wooleybooger responded to his command by fucking him in the ass until he died. Tragic end.

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louisiana crab sandwich

Having sex with a girl where you stick one foot in her mouth and one foot in her ass, next you eating out her vagina that is infested with crabs and/or is yeast infected.

"I was slobbin' on christie last night and she asked me to louisiana crab sandwich her!"

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