A place were jews aren't allowed.
Jew: hi what is this place
German dude: Germany
Jew: can i come in?
German: nein
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is another word for anal sex between men
gay guy: wanna go russia on each other?
gay guy2: yeah i love getting russianed
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the pet that "licks" the peanut butter off your wife when your not there
dog
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a state in southwest usa, where it's illegal to penetrate your wifes rectum consensually
husband: hey i wanna fuck you in the ass tonight
wife: in the state of texas its illegal
husband: are you serious? fuck that lets move back to cali
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