Simba

The act of fucking a girl while she's on her period and when you feel like it, rubbing your dick on her forhead while saying "Simba".

Friend: "The perks of fucking my girlfriend while she's on her period is that I can simba'd her"

Other friend : "That's my life goal"

Traveler’s Mud

Diarrhea brought about by one’s experience traveling. Often times traveler’s mud occurs as a result of one’s voyage on a long flight.

My farts have been insane ever since I got back. I think I have a lingering case of traveler’s mud