fucker-bastard

Usually said in a playful way to a friend or peer.
A person that is both a fucker and a bastard but not a fucking bastard.

My mate: Nice shirt, the pink really brings out your love of men
Me: Shut up you fucker-bastard

Shup

A quicker way of telling someone to shut up

Cunt: Hey how was your da-
Me: SHUP YOU FUCKING TOOL