Edmonton Powerplay

Typically a college aged student that goes to chipotle before the bars and painfully regrets getting guac and queso to later rip ungodly ass while rizzing at the bar. Hence edging them

Brett: “bro how was last night?”

Alec: “dude i ripped the hardest Edmonton Powerplay”

Zlut

A girl that uses her slutty behavior to bum zyns off of desperate, horny, attention seeking men.

Damien: “Joey, did you see that zlut last night?”

Joey: “Ya, i’m pretty sure ben gave her like 3… what a horny guy.”

Walkie talkie

Usually a 5’6 blonde bitch that may have a pizza face that doesn’t shut the fuck up about here dramatic past and has daddy issues

Damien: “i was trying to rizz up this smoke and maddie the walkie talkie decided to come cock block…”

Brett: “what a yapper”

Horny cicada

The one annoying horny girl at a party that doesn’t shut the fuck up

Damien: “i mean fuck, I can’t believe rebecca is being a horny cicada again”

Peter: “i know just never stops yapping”

Zorry

A simple word that represents that you are sorry for being cranky after sleeping. The combination of sorry and the letter z (representing the z for sleeping) automatically tells the listener that the reason for crankiness is because of just waking up

Dad: “Brett you’re being a real dick right now”

Brett: “zorry”

Dad: “oh no worries I understand it was because you just woke up”

Sherm

“Typically a low income, low status individual who commits degenerate acts and looks and does overall rachet things”

Brett: “Did you hear matt skipped class today to smoke weed?”

Pat: “ya dude, that is so sherm”

Ughity

The combination of ugh and shitty. This word is commonly used to show that you are upset with the shitty situation you are put in and want to express distress. This word can be used literally and figuratively.

John: “yo damien this girl just shit on my chest”

Damien: “ughity”