Cunt-fused

Someone whose brain is totally misdirected either because of too much sex, or nowhere near enough sex.

Shti! She's so cunt-fused, she just told me that it's cowing like a pissing flat on a rain rock !!

Cuntfucious

A very wise and extremely bitchy Chinese woman.

Ms. Shao knows a LOT!!!, BUT MAN !! She's so irritable...a real cuntfucious....

Micro-fart

When you PUSH and PUSH because you just KNOW that you're going to break the Guiness Book's record - and a pathetic little knuckle-pop of a fart barely squeezes out of your asshole

After eating that taco, I figured the fart that I felt was gonna scare the cat - instead - I micro-farted..

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