Shred On The Yoinky

Slang for playing complex music on an instrument.

Slang for jerking off

A: Ey bro I heard you shred on the yoinky last night, we heard it from downstairs

B: Yeah man. I'm getting pretty good at guitar.

A: Nah man you were jerking off.

Bad Gloop

When you take too many prescriptions painkillers and have diarrhea similar to shitting hot tar for several hours

A: Man I had a bad gloop last night after taking my dad's pain pills

B: Dude how are you not dead