When two people are fighting and someone steps in and attacks one of the two for no particular reason
Person 1 "Shut the fuck up im not giving you brownies"
Person 2 "Yes you will, you touched my pecker you owe me"
Person 3"Jamaican Jamaican!" *pinch*
Person 1 "GOD DAMNOT STOP JAMAICAN JAMAICAN ME"
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When you're fucking a turtle in the ass and it bites your dick and you start to bleed
Man I got a fucking bleeber last night. I still have the scars
A guy whose 5'11, loves Drakes's snake, loves Boo Boo Bear in or around him(or in his mouth) and his dad makes amazing selfies
"Bryson head stop hotboxing the bathroom!"
A feminine gay man who has a fat ass
Eli "Twinks cant have fat assesâï¸ð¤"
Trevor "Yes they canð§ âï¸ð¤«"