A rest from mastubating, often lasting from two months to a year... or as long as one can manage.
Awkward coversation guy 1: Man, my dick is sore from bating all week. It's totally red and it even bleeds.
Guy2: What the hell are you telling me that for? But go take a masturbatical or something.
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To make something (extremely) hard look extremely easy.
Guy 1: Holy crap, he's making that kind of pwnage look like 1, 2, 3.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's really Bob Rossing that thing.
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