99 flake

When you ejaculate on your partner, then turn around and poo on them so it looks like the famous icecream with chocolate flake.

Hi Jenna, why you looking so pissed?

That bastard did a 99 flake on me.

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gravvelier

A person of immense social standing who has the dream job of being a master gravy taster

And what do you do?
I'm a gravvelier.
You lucky bastard.