South Carolina Burger Durger

When you take a massive shit in a public place and it gets smeared all over the floor from people walking and slipping in it.

Billy: I had to shit so bad that I did a South Carolina burger durger at Walmart. I feel bad for the sucker that has to clean that up.

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skeet skeet

the white stuff that comes out when you bust a fat ol' nutterooni.

AAH SKEET SKEET GOTDAM

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poob

how a student at Western Michigan University poops. We don't poop, we poob. poob consists of both beer shits and coffee shits. Anyone can poob, but it most likely takes place after eating two fellas, the goat, or DP dough. Every year we poob all over CMU.

Connor was up at the library all night poobing on the third floor after eating Two Fellas. Best place to shit on campus.

Everyone thought that Olivia was a hot girl, but when we found out she was poobing it up at Pike she was even hotter.

The Mitten

How some michiganders refer to Michigan. Michigan is shaped like a mitten, which is why we call it the mitten.

I was in New York to visit family but I had to get back to the mitten to go back to work.

Michigan Purple Cow

When a guy who is able to lactate pumps up his nipples so that they are hard enough to penetrate his partner's anus or vagina. Then he proceeds to milk his inflated, purple udders into the anus or vagina while the partner milks semen out of his penis.

Dan: bro, I can see your fat ass nipples poking through your shirt, do you have an infection or something?

Bob: no, my girl gave me a Michigan Purple Cow last night.
Dan: dude that's fucked up

monkey wrench

a dildo or fake penis, cock, johnson, dong, etc. to put in the ass or vagina

bob: my girl would rather use her monkey wrench than be with my dick

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CUM U

A variant of Central Michigan University but spelled like it would be Cum University. Due to incest that takes place in Mount Pleasant, the cum at CMU is most likely going into their cousins. Fuck the chips.

Dude, don't go to CUM U. If you cum in a girl there you're cumming where her cousin cummed.

Went to CUM U and saw two cousins fuckin. I thought I was in alabama.