Mabel

Sexy incarnate, a blonde eyed, brown haired Greek goddess with the fattest ass. They are so loving, kind, caring, and funny. They do not believe in themselves enough, so they need more love and care than others, but give them the right amount and you will never be bored or lonely again. They make great friends and girlfriends, so snap one up while you can

Person 1: Damn I love being friends with Mabel

Person 2: Oh yeah? Well I’m her boyfriend

Person 1: You are so lucky