Cockhog

/käkhäg/

Noun
Plural noun : cockhogs
A type of woman Indigenous to the central highlands of Maine and known for their insatiable appetite for any and all penises. Some have even had their ear canals surgically altered giving them the ability to accept more penises into their body. Common occupations of these women include but are not limited to; pet groomer, bar tender, paving flagger and of course, hair dresser. Cockhogs are so popular that they’re celebrated annually on or around Thanksgiving Day.

“I am not leaving the woods early, drive all the motherfucking way into Dover just to sit down and eat Thanksgiving suppah across from that fucking Cockhog “ exclaimed Dave Prebble.

big brotha thunda

One of the founding members of “Norfmarket Purple Rock Gang.” Rap trio.

Bella Mafia Quack-a-Fella inc. by Rhym sindicate.3 Yella Men Trillionare Club Records was his company.

Today together with Butt Neked Wonda and the Masta- Blasta this trio rose to unprecedented heights around 2009-2010 wif unforgetable hits like :
“62 an Norfmarket”
“Motun Pictures”
-“They dick and they nuts”
-“When you birf yo firs baby”
-“Purple Rock Cocaine”

-“Ok. Tx. Ny. Phili. Arouund da world”
-“It’s takin all you mutha fuckin dope smokaz to the moon”
-“Purple Punkin Etaz”
-“On Camera”
-“E.E.E. Ah.Ah.Ah.”

While visiting Big Brotha Thunda, over Thanksgiving, Rackem Willie stuck his dick in a big bowl of puddin.

Douche Canoe

Noun:

An individual capable of such douchebaggary, that their capacity well exceeds the confines off just a bag.

That Billy Hotdog is such a douche canoe, he had to sign a written agreement with his boss, limiting his overabundant workplace douchebaggary.

Bush League

The term "Bush league" describes something that is below professional standards, or sub par. The “Bush” part of the term comes from a comparison to small town America and how they would handle their business. It’s roots can be traced directly back to the turn of the nineteenth century in the tiny town of West Minot, Maine, specifically the West Minot Fire Department

I’m sick and fackin’ tired of being the only fire department that shows up to the Andy County Fire Convention every friggin year without proper class A uniforms!!! That Sonva-whore chief gave poor Willy captain’s bahs so big, they looked like 2 fackin’ sections of railroad tracks on his shirt! It’s a good godam thing they forgot to orda his name plate so no one knew who the fuck he was !!! It don’t matta anyways cause now the whole state thinks we’re nothin but a bunch of friggin Bush Leaguer’s !!!”

Fart marble

Fart marble: noun; a fart that has been released by a male while wearing women’s panty hose. That fart is now a compressed ball of methane. It’s progress can be easily tracked as it moves about the panty hose, trapped by the waistband.

Todd come out from under the fucking table, so we can see the fart marble bouncing around. Carol is headed for the legion and needs her panty hose back.

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Mooselookmeguntic

Old Soviet rifle that upstart gunsmiths like to practice on and modify.

Did you see the mag wheels and fuzzy dice that Nate put on that Mooselookmeguntic rifle ?!?

Sunuvahwhorin

Noun, Derived from Native American Penobscot Nation.

Meaning- young child of a mother that has legs spread wider than the Androscoggin Fahkin River.

The Sunuvahwhorin Paper Mill in Jay jus blew the fahk up !